As Christmas approaches quicker & quicker, I thought to share some what seems to me some funny Christmas requests.
"Dear Santa: This year please give me a big fat bank account & a slim body AND please don't mix the two up as you did last year!"
"Dear Santa: I think we have a communication problem. When I said I wanted the body of a doll, I meant Barbie, not a Cabbage Patch doll"
"Dear Santa: I've been very good this year. Well most of the year. OK define good. Never mind, I'll buy my own."
AND a probable return answer from Santa.
"I've seen your FaceBook & Insta posts, you are getting a dictionary & some clothes."
Very cute.
ReplyDeleteHere's to keeping in light in rough times.
ReplyDeleteI asked for perfect health for me and mine and wealth beyond the dreams of avarice roflol coz in the spirit of Tiny Tim at the Christmas shop window:"you said I can't have none of 'em, so I might as well like 'em all"
ReplyDeleteHaha, funny!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a chance to smile on a cold day x
ReplyDeleteThat cheered me up no end. Thanks for an early Christmas gift!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! According to my daughter, Santa's probable return answer is something I would say! :D
ReplyDeleteLol! Nice post! Love Santa's answer
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